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    QUOTE OF THE DAY - "Zanu (PF) is trying to strangle this fledgling authority on its first birthday” TENDAI BITI

     

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    Zimbabwe Daily News -TODAY'S TOP STORIES

     

    Hitschmann declared hostile state witness
    Zimbabwe orders Chiadzwa diamonds to Central Bank

     

     

    JOKE OF THE DAY -

    " ". One day, Grace, Mugabe and Chinoz were about to be prosecuted by guns. Grace was first and the executer began giving orders. “Ready . . . aim . . .” and before he could finish, Grace shouted “Earth quake” and as the people started to look for cover, she escaped. Mugabe was next. “Ready . . . aim . . .” and before he could finish, Mugabe screamed “Tornado”. And as they began to look for cover, he escaped. By now, the Chinoz had figured what to do and he was brought up. “Ready . . . aim . . .” and before he could finish, he shouted “FIRE!”

     

     

     


     


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