ZIMBABWE — Former Cabinet minister for policy implementation Webster Shamu and former local government minister Ignatius Chombo are reportedly working out a covet plan to destroy to ground zero the former Dynamos chairman Ignatius Pamire on the grounds that he is working with some goons to topple the chairmanship of Richard “Chombo” Chiminya in Dynamos, ZimDaily has established.
According to impeccable sources, Shamu has already hatched a plan to demolish Palm View Lodge, a social joint owned by Pamire in Harare’s Willowvale on the grounds that it is now a centre for the reincarnation of confusion in the Dembare stable.
One scribe Chido Makunike once said, “ZANU PF is a revolutionary party. When it wants to eat its own children, it will just accuse them for smelling like goats.” He was commenting on the arrest of Phillip Chiyangwa on charges of espionage.
Likewise, Shamu was heard vowing that he will simply order the demolition of Palmview lodge on the grounds that it is not an approved structure.
Ignatius Pamire had been at the centre of the furore to oust the Richard Chiminya-led board of trustees with the help of other former Dynamos players that include the legend George Shaya and Enerst Kamba.
Pamire is reportedly remote-instructing the duo to coup de grace the current board of trustees in a bid to tear the Glamour family into two steeply feuding factions and soil the pomp and ceremony of the Harare giants that has enveloped them owing to their smooth cruise in the Champions league.
Palm View lodge had been unsuccessfully trying to host night vigils, meetings that were meant to whip up emotions of the “Aides of March” to topple the Chiminya “enclave” that has vowed to stay put clinging onto the wings of the constitutional shield.
A political commentator privy to the psycho-power dynamics and relations within the political fraternity has dissected the nepotism hinging around Chombo and Chiminya.
“The puzzle is very simple. For starters, the actual surname of Ignatius Chombo is Chiminya and the Dynamos chairman Richard is Dr Chombo’s brother. ZANU PF simmered into Dynamos way back and anyone who dares temper with the current chairman of the Glamour boys is obviously ruffling feathers of ZANU PF.
“I am most certain Ignatius Pamire will receive the fist of fury from the duo because their (Pamire) family has a bone to chew with the first family. You may recall Ignatius’ late brother Peter died under mysterious circumstances after he was accused of having a fling with the current Amai Mugabe,” he said.
Palmview Lodge is a haven of joy with resident beauty queens that entertain revellers with their explicit gyrations mostly to Rhumba music*.
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